This is Red. Red hasn't really appeared in any PTV skits, helped with any PTV videos, or really done anything in any capacity for PTV. So why is he here? Red posts in the PoinltessTV.com forum more than anyone else. He's one of the only reasons any conversation takes place there. Drop in the forum sometime and pay your respects to Red.

Alias:
Red

Favorite Ninja Turtle:
Michaelangelo

Special Abilities:
Making people mad, hypnotizing people with my mad guitar skills, and impersonating a pig farmer.

If Pointless TV had $50,000:
I would still be poor.

Dream cameos:
Conan O'Brien and The Holy Mary Motor Club

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
The Dali Llama to give me total consciousness on my deathbed.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
I'd be delicious.