R. Erdmann, better known as Ryan, is a student at Milwaukee Area Technical College. He is aiming for a degree in Television and Video Production. He went to high school with Jeff and Petey and has kept in contact since he graduated. As soon as he heard about Pointless TV, he began to work feverishly on contributing projects. He created the Pointless TV theme song and made four clips that appeared in Episode I. No Fluids and We Care were among his more popular clips, but he was able to make people question their own existence when they saw the truly pointless Tall People and 86. He also was in the Bovine Awareness shorts.

Alias:
Turdipoo, R.Erdmann

Favorite Ninja Turtle:
The one with the stick.

Special Abilities:
Editing god.

If Pointless TV had $50,000:
DVCAM! Lens, decks, the whole shabang!

Dream cameos:
Myself in ten years when I'm famous.

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
True Love.

If you could invent anything, what would it be?
I'd invent a teleportation device like on Star Trek.